...

...

...

... oh, vilg.

[Nhadala, slurred] ... N-no...

You said -

You promised -

[hiccup] F-fucking Yevonite!

... <sub>Come back... please... just... come back. [heavy clunk]

[timed out]</sub>

... so tell me, everyone what do you think of all these, uh, 'gods'?

I feel like a fish in a tank. Are they watching me at every minute?

It's never a good idea to say that things couldn't get any worse. But anyway, I've lived through lots. At this point, pretty much anything is child's play.

...
...
...

I feel old.

Though, if I ever turn into a child again, I want to be killed quickly.

... Seems like that Shinra wondered off somewhere. Oh, well. Greed. I still want to talk to you. You're gonna have to come down here.

E ryja y vaamehk drec ec Gippal'c vyimd. Un dryd meddma kenm - Rikku! Oayr, Rikku...

... E paddan pa ypma du kad pylg du Bikanel, un drao'na kuhhy kad ed!

I don't know what you're all cryin' about. It could be worse.

It could be Sin.

... I'm still feeling the effects of that punch. What was in there?! Ugh.

... gnhgh. Well.

I see why they call it 'monkey suit'.

... so, Paine... ... _Muja... you all ready? Slinky dress comes later.

E vaam cu hygat fedruid so kukkmac...


_{(OOC: Strikes easily hacked~ And... Something like this.)}

( Private to Paine. )

... idiots get all the charisma...

( Private to James )

I really still need something to do. At least I can dig, with the ground soft...!

[Nhadala, sounding like she's on the other side of the room] ... Hajan ghaf y Spira-punh risyh fru't femmehkmo toa rec ryen mega uinc. Hmph. [Eerie howl]

... Okay, okay! Don't bite me! [Dull plunk of a bowl being put on the floor followed by the sound of multiple animals voraciously devouring whatever was in said bowl]

[Nhadala, exasperated, but sitting down at computer] Paine! When I'm done with these mutts, I want to talk to you. It's about, er, that ba - [dull thud] GET OFF OF ME! I don't have any more treats for you! [barking]

... I'm suddenly awash in cheese. Kind of weird. Soft. Good with tonberry jam. Kind of sweet. And I can't eat it all.

Anyone want some? All yours. Just take it away from me.

Oh, yeah...

( Private to Paine )

((OOC: .... the cheese... she got her hands on one of these. Yeah, that's appealing, I know. It tastes like bree, but really sweet. |D))

[Nhadala, bemused] What... [Yawn]

the... f...?

[Stumbling around, like someone trying to hop into a pair of too-small jeans]

[Amused] ...
Well, that's certainly interesting! ...

... [Chair scraping across floor, towards computer]

So!

Anyone else sprout phalli over-night? [Setting down what sounds like a bag full of metal; chair scrapes as she sets herself, then a loud 'ouch!']

... how the hell do you keep from squishing it when you sit?

((OOC: Comments may not be safe for work.))

PAINE~!

Look under your bed!

( Gift list - why yes, more of it's gag than not. )

((OOC: ... with apologies to most of the above muns.))

It... it's finished! I'm so proud!

Paine, E fyhd du saad ib fedr oui yd uhla. E ryja y mud du cruf~ !

.... Anyone with Pokemon feel like fightin' 'em? <3 I bet I can beat you~

... Well, I'm still alive. I wonder about my guinea-Chocobo... If he dies, it's not my fault.

Also...

These... 'Pok-e-mon'. Tell me about them.

[Background: A variety of cries and other Pokémon noises, including 'houndoom!' and the umbiquious 'floon!']

... ARGH! THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO EAT!

[Crashing sounds]

((OOC: Strikes hackable~ I had some unexpected free time! ))

... it's remarkable what you can do with certain fiends, really.

Now, to test it... So, if I'm not alive tomorrow...

((OOC: If you live near the junkyard - where Nhaddie's current abode is - it probably smells like... whatever a still smells like. Apologies. |D))

Famm...

( Private to Paine/Unhackable )
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( Private to self/Unhackable )